Anonymous asked:
how many followers you have?

I’d rather not say.

Anonymous asked:
how young is to young.

For what? Like an R-rated movie? 17 without parental guidance I believe. 

Anonymous asked:
How does Moses make his tea in the morning? Hebrews it heheh

Ahaaaaa

Anonymous asked:
Your shoulder-to-waist ratio is insane. Loving it.

Thank you! My lats salute you. 

Anonymous asked:
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck lol

okay I did NOT make that last post so people would send me cheesy jokes. 

…but keep em coming. 

Why is everyone asleep already? 
IDK. Message me

Feelin’ not only cool… but vicious. 

scolders:

if internet explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser then you’re brave enough to ask that girl out

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